iPod Undies

Lots of people have iPods nowadays. Why not buy one more accessory for it that’ll really turn some heads, like, say, The iBoxer? For only $22 apiece, you can be the proud owner of underpants that have a specially-designed pocket on the side, a perfect place to store that iPod of your choice. So the next time you feel the need to saunter about in your unmentionables, at least you can be groovin’ out to your favorite tunes.
Ipod Underwear [Cult of Mac]

Say "NO" to Washboard Abs!

We introduce you to the Beerbelly and it’s actually a fake gut that you can fill up with beer (or your favorite alcoholic beverage) and hide under your clothes. Made up of a sling and a polyurethane “bladder” with a dispensing tube, the thing was created to let you slip booze into places where such substances may not be allowed. Like your kids dance recital, maybe? Or school? Oh, it looks like they were thinking more along the lines of the movies or a sporting event to avoid the $10 beer. And that’s not all, folks—you can also fill it with hot beverages as well, and of course, silly things like water. The Beerbelly Deluxe Kit is $49.95 and that includes the Beerbelly Sling and Bladder, The Pleasure Extender, One Step Beerbelly Cleanser and three specially-made brushes. Run, don’t walk!
The Beerbelly [Beerbelly]

Modern looks for the Bathroom

GS North America has released pictures of its latest and greatest in strange-looking contemporary bathroom faucets. Smooth, Steam and Sweep are the three different bathroom faucets designed by A+Design. I like the shininess, but there are just two things you can improve about a showerhead: more water and more pressure. So making the showerhead look like an effeminate pirate hook is mostly worthless. These faucets should be available early next year, but who are we to judge?
New Bathroom Faucets by A+Design… [Trendir]

Bachelor Bags now Available!!
This is probably the greatest thing ever made. Seriously this time. Let’s say you’re a broke college student right? You come home really hungry one night and demand food. You have no money, some bread, cheese, little bit of meat left, and some soda. What do you do? You grab your Toastabags out of the drawer, make a sandwich, throw it inside one and pop it into the toaster. A few minutes later you got yourself a homemade hot pocket full of love, ready to eat and a lot tastier than before. The bags are made out of woven fiberglass, so they’ll heat your food up real nice. Toastabags are $5.99 for a set of two, and can be re-used up to 300 times.
Homemade “hot pockets” [Popgadget]